Here's TVI Express spam that combines Estonian AND Russian.
However, the title is in Estonian, and it's... SHRIMP. The first few bits are in Russian, about TVI Express. About half way down the page, it switched to Estonian about shrimp. Then when the bits about shrimp finishes (random pictures of shrimp and stuff, probably translated with Google Translate) it switches back to TVI Express stuff.
If you use the translator link below, you'll need to switch between Estonian and Russian and back. It's pretty hilarious.
http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ru&tl=en&u=http://www.kadikyuriy.com/krevetid%26page%3D5
So this is how they game the Google webrank...
TVI Express scam exposed, lies busted, truth revealed. What TVI Express and members do NOT want you to know. No marketing, no recruiting, just information, analysis, and commentary.
Friday, March 18, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Even MORE hilarious TVI Express Website
Ever seen a POLISH TVI Express spam? Here's tviexpress.pl, that somehow combines TVI Express ad with... "aerobic bacteria".
No, that's not a joke, but it's hilarious... even more so when you look at it.
http://tviexpres.pl/tviexpress-konf/aerobic-bacteria&page=5
No, that's not a joke, but it's hilarious... even more so when you look at it.
http://tviexpres.pl/tviexpress-konf/aerobic-bacteria&page=5
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
TVI Express Picture Pirate Part 4 of ???
Oh, and that picture up front? Borrowed right off GettyImages WITHOUT attribution
And here's the FULL-size image:
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/78004775
They trimmed off the top and bottom, just like they did to the other stolen pictures.
And here's the FULL-size image:
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/78004775
They trimmed off the top and bottom, just like they did to the other stolen pictures.
Something pretty hilarious: South African thinks TVI Express is good... one month AFTER local newspaper reported TVI Express "belly up"
Musa Nkosi claims to have worked in banking industry for 14 years, then in November struck out on his own. So he started a blog in January 2011.
So what's that have to do with TVI Express? On January 26, 2011, he blogged about TVI Express, complete with a referral link to a member called hutty.
This is almost a month AFTER the newspaper "New Age" declared TVI Express "belly up" in South Africa. (on December 30, 2010)
As he had NO experience in direct marketing, what exactly does he expect us to take him seriously?
Related articles
So what's that have to do with TVI Express? On January 26, 2011, he blogged about TVI Express, complete with a referral link to a member called hutty.
This is almost a month AFTER the newspaper "New Age" declared TVI Express "belly up" in South Africa. (on December 30, 2010)
As he had NO experience in direct marketing, what exactly does he expect us to take him seriously?
Related articles
- More South African Hilarity: Local Participants claim South African Branch Opens March 2011 (kschang.blogspot.com)
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
So THAT is How TVI Express Got "95000 hotels"...
A browse through some Indonesian website about TVI Express revealed a TVI Express booking certificate, with some very interesting emergency contact at the bottom. The certificate is reproduced to the right.
Image via WikipediaThus, TVI Express just proved that it is charging exorbitant "taxes and processing fees" to enrich its own pockets.
FYI, HotelsPro quotes roughly $186 per night for the Outrigger on Bali as in that certificate. Total trip, roughly $550 or so, and that's with 2 months advanced reservation. So TVI Express is losing $300 for every trip redeemed, even if it's from Indonesia to Indonesia, NOT counting airfare. If they are providing "free companion ticket" as they promised, they will lose EVEN MORE!
WHAT SORT OF BUSINESS loses money for every member that joined?
Clearly they have NO intention of fulfilling everybody's trip.
Note the "emergency contact" at the bottom. Guess where +90 country code is?
Turkey. That's right, all the way over in Turkey, in the Middle East.
Search for that emergency contact number revealed that it's an outfit called HotelsPro.com . There is no cost to join, and they provide "95000 hotels in 11000 destinations", the EXACT numbers offered by TVI Express.
However, note this item in their FAQ
Are hotel taxes included in my booking? For the majority of bookings, general hotel taxes are included in the room rate. Tourist/local/city taxes which generally include the use of local services may not be included. If city tax needs to be paid at the hotel, this info is shown in Remarks and on the voucher. %1% Some hotels, particularly in the USA do charge a resort fee which must be paid to the hotel directly. This is typically $10 to $20 a room a night. Hotelspro.com is not responsible for resort fee charges and have no control over their implementation.
FYI, HotelsPro quotes roughly $186 per night for the Outrigger on Bali as in that certificate. Total trip, roughly $550 or so, and that's with 2 months advanced reservation. So TVI Express is losing $300 for every trip redeemed, even if it's from Indonesia to Indonesia, NOT counting airfare. If they are providing "free companion ticket" as they promised, they will lose EVEN MORE!
WHAT SORT OF BUSINESS loses money for every member that joined?
Clearly they have NO intention of fulfilling everybody's trip.
Furthermore, is hotelspro.com a legitimate website? If you search it on Robtex you will see that it has NO reputation, claims to be based on New York but is likely actually based on Turkey. Its parent, MetGlobal, shows a US address (New York), but again, is likely based in Turkey. Alexa's info shows that MetGlobal is definitely most popular in Turkey, .
Sorry, but it's clear that TVI Express is dealing with some secondary or tertiary hotel wholesalers to satisfy a FEW of the redemptions (note the vacation is only 3 nights) and even that is only in Indonesia. It does NOT prove they are legitimate. It only proves that they can deal with some probably legitimate suppliers.
(Just for comparison, HotelsPro's rates are comparable to Travelocity's rates for the same hotel)
(Just for comparison, HotelsPro's rates are comparable to Travelocity's rates for the same hotel)
Related articles
- Indonesia TVI Express site still claims TVI Express can be legal (kschang.blogspot.com)
Monday, March 14, 2011
TVI Express Picture Pirate Part 3 of ???
TVI Express Picture Pirate again... Take a look at the bottom right of their HOME page...
Looks familiar? That's because it's cut from here:
http://www.domenia.no/images/domene.jpg
Looks familiar? That's because it's cut from here:
http://www.domenia.no/images/domene.jpg
Dissecting the "Expert Watch" of TVI Express -- no relevancy at all
TVI Express have a webpage called "Expert Watch", where they cite various "experts" praising Network Marketing. Among the people named are Bill Clinton, Warren Buffet, and so on. Did you wonder where they came from? Did they really talk about Network Marketing? Or are they talking about a particular firm? And was the quote accurate or misquoted?
And the biggest question... Is TVI Express really network marketing? Let us examine the page. I've highlighted the 9 quotes on the page, and see if they are in any way accurate. (See the screenshot on the right... It's a large file.
First thing you need to note is NONE of these quotes were properly cited. It is as if TVI Express themselves don't know where these quotes came from.
Well, let's find out.
Q1) Did Success magazine actually publish the words "Network Marketers are creating FORTUNES at breakneck speeds!” ?
Search of their website at successmagazine.com shows NO SUCH QUOTE archived on their website.
Please note that this does not mean they did not say it. It's just that it's not archived on their site.
VERDICT: Undetermined.
Q2) Did Robert Kiyosaki wrote in Rich Dad Poor Dad "Network Marketing is The Perfect Business for the average person to create wealth." ?
No. Network Marketing was not mentioned in the book at all. That quote is actually with the one below.
He did have a video that's archived on Youtube posted by NeefDavidson that explains the mindset to convert from E to B/S and why he recommends network marketing. He cited low cost, and how the company gives you time to learn business skills at your own pace. He did not recommend any company.
VERDICT: Sort of
Q3) Did Robert Kiyosaki or Donald Trump said or wrote "Network Marketing: the industry for people who want to change their lives” ?
The quote is actually out of an article from "Success at Home" magazine called "Why We Recommend Network Marketing"
However, what they don't tell you is "Success at Home" is a "custom" magazine published to various Network Marketing companies. Every month, they highlight one company, print 200000 copies, and mainly sell it to various members.
That particular issue was published in April 2007. And it's a rewrite of this article:
VERDICT: Yes, but not the way you think.
Q4) Was Warren Buffett referring to a MLM when he said "the Best Investment I ever made…"?
Yes, but it's not the way you think. The full quote was actually:
In fact, Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway holding company now owns three direct sales companies. And Buffett said, "Dollar for dollar, it's the best investment I've ever made".
The quote is from a book called "Why you're dumb, sick, & broke-- and how to get smart, healthy, & rich!" by Randy Gage. You can read that page here courtesy of Google Books. It was published in 2006.
Wait, what did TVI Express write? "Warren owns 51 Businesses today, 3 of which are Network Marketing Companies." We know that "3 businesses" thing wasn't true in 2009, 2010, or 2011. So THAT is where they copied it from, 2005 or 2006!
In fact, TVI Express copied more than that, I'll show you later.
Verdict: Yes, but it was OLD information
Q5) Did Bill Clinton praise the MLM Industry with the quote, "“Your industry promotes core values all around the globe and gives people the chance to make the most of their lives and, to me that is the heart of the American dream" ?
Here's the FULL video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_eGbfTPbGY
He was talking to Direct Selling Association, or dsa.org, the organization that enforces ethics on MLM / Direct Selling companies, of which TVI Express is NOT a part of.
Verdict: Yes, but he was NOT referring to TVI Express in any way, shape, or form.
Q6) Did Robert Kiyosaki wrote or said "If you really want to learn how to be rich, you must begin to know and understand the power found in networks. The Richest People in the world Build Networks."?
It can be roughly paraphrased from the stuff above. See Q3.
Please keep in mind that Kiyosaki's advice are pithy, not real practical advice. It's motivational.
Verdict: Probably
Q7) Did Donald Trump say "If I lost everything and had to start again, I would find myself a great network marketing company and get to work!"?
Apparently he did say so on the "David Letterman Show". However, you have to keep in mind that David Letterman Show is a "late show" where nothing is treated seriously. It, like the Jay Leno show, usually makes fun of the guest stars. So is it serious advice? Probably not.
Verdict: Yes, but in a joking manner
Q8) Did Fortune Magazine wrote "The Best kept secret in the Business world... Network Marketing!"?
That also came out of the aforementioned book. The exact quote was
Q9) Did Paul Zane Pilzer wrote "From 2006 to 2016, there will be 10 Million new Millionaires in the U.S. alone, more than double the last decade...many will be from the Direct Selling Industry!” ?
Guess what, that's ALSO plagiarized from the aforementioned book!
The exact quote is
VERDICT: Yes, but the quote was mangled by TVI Express
So what's the verdict? Out of nine quotes:
Undetermined: 1
Sort of: 6
True but with caveat: 2, 3, 5
True but a joke: 7
True but mangled: 9
True but old information: 4, 8
As you can see, TVI Express will mangle quotes, cite old information, and such to make their point. What they cite is NOT the complete truth at all. When they do cite it, it's either old information or mangled quotes.
Furthermore, they plagiarized the book several times to make up their "expert watch", with no attribution, making them a plagiarist.
That also came out of the aforementioned book. The exact quote was
Fortune Magazine called the industry "the best kept secret in the business world".VERDICT: Yes, but it's OLD information, and the source is uncited, making TVI Express a plagiarist
Q9) Did Paul Zane Pilzer wrote "From 2006 to 2016, there will be 10 Million new Millionaires in the U.S. alone, more than double the last decade...many will be from the Direct Selling Industry!” ?
Guess what, that's ALSO plagiarized from the aforementioned book!
The exact quote is
Fame economist Paul Zane Pilzer also speaks up for the industry in his latest book The Next Millionaires. He forecasts that 10 million new millionaires will be created in the United States over the next decade and predicts that many of them will be created through Network Marketing.The book was published 2006. So that's where they got the "2006 to 2016"... That's sort of but not quite what he wrote! Here's the REAL link: http://www.paulzanepilzer.com/tnm.htm
VERDICT: Yes, but the quote was mangled by TVI Express
So what's the verdict? Out of nine quotes:
Undetermined: 1
Sort of: 6
True but with caveat: 2, 3, 5
True but a joke: 7
True but mangled: 9
True but old information: 4, 8
As you can see, TVI Express will mangle quotes, cite old information, and such to make their point. What they cite is NOT the complete truth at all. When they do cite it, it's either old information or mangled quotes.
Furthermore, they plagiarized the book several times to make up their "expert watch", with no attribution, making them a plagiarist.
Related articles
- TVI Express Fake Explanations Busted, part 1 (kschang.blogspot.com)
- TVI Express Fake Explanations Busted, part 2 (kschang.blogspot.com)
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Another Deluded South African Claim I am Wasting Bandwidth
A certain Linda, whose IP address is traced to South Africa, left me two feedback that say nothing:
Is it worthy anything? Of course not.
Is it even valuable feedback? Absolutely not.
Did I publish it? Heck, yes. It's idiotic and perfectly illustrate the absent-mindedness of TVI Express "supporters".
"Trying to promote your companies against another." What company or companies did I promote?
You see the problem here? Linda is INVENTING excuses to attack me. If you can MAKE UP evidence to support your own side, you can "win" almost any argument... to yourself.
This basically proves that Linda is
* absent-minded
* insulting, albeit politely
* did not study the evidence or the issues
1) your webpage i a waste of airtime and space, better use it to care for the poorAnd how did Linda come to the conclusion? She gave no clue. It is solely her opinion, with NO EVIDENCE.
Is it worthy anything? Of course not.
Is it even valuable feedback? Absolutely not.
Did I publish it? Heck, yes. It's idiotic and perfectly illustrate the absent-mindedness of TVI Express "supporters".
2) what a waste of energy, trying to nail down one company , get a life!-you cannot succeed in trying to promote your companies against another.Why dont you donate your space to charity organisations."What a waste of energy." So what's wrong with "nail down one company"?
"Trying to promote your companies against another." What company or companies did I promote?
You see the problem here? Linda is INVENTING excuses to attack me. If you can MAKE UP evidence to support your own side, you can "win" almost any argument... to yourself.
This basically proves that Linda is
* absent-minded
* insulting, albeit politely
* did not study the evidence or the issues
Saturday, March 12, 2011
TVI Express Picture Pirate Part 2 of ???
Here's another TVI Express Picture Stealing... This time, off a German art site!
TVI Express version (look at the girl)
And the original German version... stolen off clipart website WITHOUT attribution!
TVI Express version (look at the girl)
And the original German version... stolen off clipart website WITHOUT attribution!
More Hilarious TVI Express Member Sites that Stretches Truth to Breaking Point
Found a German Page that claims that TVI Express was actually a part of WCTravel!
http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=de&u=http://www.geld-und-reisen.de/wer-ist-tvi.html&ei=R7dlTZvcO4ussAOWqfj7BA&sa=X&oi=translate&ct=result&resnum=2&ved=0CDMQ7gEwATge&prev=/search%3Fq%3DTVI%2BExpress%2Billegal%26start%3D30%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26tbo%3D1%26rlz%3D1C1GPCK_enUS321US322%26tbs%3Dqdr:w%26prmd%3Divns
A couple choice excerpts
http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=de&u=http://www.geld-und-reisen.de/wer-ist-tvi.html&ei=R7dlTZvcO4ussAOWqfj7BA&sa=X&oi=translate&ct=result&resnum=2&ved=0CDMQ7gEwATge&prev=/search%3Fq%3DTVI%2BExpress%2Billegal%26start%3D30%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26tbo%3D1%26rlz%3D1C1GPCK_enUS321US322%26tbs%3Dqdr:w%26prmd%3Divns
A couple choice excerpts
These [partners] include: Avis, Lufthansa, Hertz, Marriott and many moreThen explain why Mallorca Zeitung said TVI Express was SUED by AVIS, Lufthansa, and Marriott?
A portion of the Board was of WCT World Travel Choise (http://www.wctravel.com) contracted to establish and manage TVI. WCT was founded in 1995 and is a world-making enterprise.
There is NO PROOF of this. In fact, WCTravel has an affiliate program that is free to join called "Travelocity Partner Program".
That's like an Amazon Associate claiming to be "backed by Amazon, the world's largest store"! What utter poppycock!
On the side of Company House can be found by entering "TVI" under the number 00988876, the TVI Limited, a registered company.
There is NO PROOF that this "TVI Limited" is in any way related to "TVI Express". That company is based in Surrey, NOT London / Heathrow / Uxbridge / whereever TVI Express claims to be. In fact, TVI Express claims that they are NOT subject to UK law!
No [TVI is not a pyramid scheme], TVI achieved even now millions. There are the product of travel in the online travel agency.
So just because it had ALLEGEDLY sold millions (their own claim, cannot be verified in any way) they must be legitimate? What a joke. Remember Bernard Madoff? He had BILLIONS in business. He's a fraud.
Absolutely hilarious at the sort of bull**** one can find about TVI Express.
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